"I never wanted to be a millionaire. I just wanted to live like one"
Walter Hagen

"Golf is a game that's played on a five inch course - the distance between your ears"
Bobby Jones

"The ardent golfer would play Mouny Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top."
Peter Dye

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose"
Winston Churchill

"My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch"
Lee Trevino

"Show up, shut up and keep up"
The Caddie's Code

"To praise me for that is to congratulate someone for not robbing a bank"
Bobby Jones after calling a penalty on himself