If you're a golfer then you hit plenty of bad shots. Ever wondered what the name for these is? It's scientific fact that every bad shot can be attributed to a celebrity. Don't believe us? Read on!

• Rick Waller - one Club too many
  
  
• Kerry Katona - high
  
  
• Gerry Adams - playing a provisional
  
  
• The Brazilian - just shaved the hole
  
  
• Robert Downey Jr - a real snorter
  
  
• The Ladyboy - looks an easy hole but has hidden hazards
  
  
• Osama Bin Laden - from one bunker to another
  
  
• Sally Gunnell - doesn't look good but runs well
  
  
• Sally Gunnell's sister - still doesn't look good and doesn't run well either
  
  
• Rock Hudson - a putt that looked straight but wasn't
  
  
• Posh Spice - too thin, no legs
  
  
• The Condom - didn't feel great but ended up safe
  
  
• John F Kennedy Jr - didn't quite make it over the water
  
  
• Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
  
  
• Forrest Gump - just keeps on running
  
  
• Danny DeVito - hit it short and fat
  
  
• George Bush - your dad could do better
  
  
• The New Labour - starts left but curls wickedly to the right
  
  
• Marc Bolan - hit a tree and died
  
  
• MIke Tyson - punched it low
  
  
• OJ Simpson - blame the golf glove
  
  
• The Pornstar - well-shaved greens
  
  
• Douglas Bader - good in the air but had no legs
  
  
• Dennis Wise - nasty little four-footer
  
  
• The Adolf & Eva - two shots in the bunker
  
  
• Natalie Gulbis - looks great but going nowhere
  
  
• Arsene Wenger - everyone saw it but you
  
  
• Princess Diana - should have got another driver
  
  
• Roseanne Barr - fat short iron
  
  
• Arthur Scargill - good strike but poor outcome
  
  
• Elton John - huge bender that lips the rim
  
  
• Rodney King - took too much club
  
  
• Giraffe's arse - high and shitty
  
  
• Alex Ferguson - heading straight for the drink
  
  
• Pavarotti - sounded great but died
  
  
• Oprah Winfrey - a good up and down
  
  
• Lindsay Lohan - started straight but bent
  
  

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