Golf Jokes: Celebrity golf shotsInto the Rough > Golf Features
Published 11/09/2009 03:47:00
If you're a golfer then you hit plenty of bad shots. Ever wondered what the name for these is? It's scientific fact that every bad shot can be attributed to a celebrity. Don't believe us? Read on!
- Rick Waller - one Club too many
- Kerry Katona - high
- Gerry Adams - playing a provisional
- The Brazilian - just shaved the hole
- Robert Downey Jr - a real snorter
- The Ladyboy - looks an easy hole but has hidden hazards
- Osama Bin Laden - from one bunker to another
- Sally Gunnell - doesn't look good but runs well
- Sally Gunnell's sister - still doesn't look good and doesn't run well either
- Rock Hudson - a putt that looked straight but wasn't
- Posh Spice - too thin, no legs
- The Condom - didn't feel great but ended up safe
- John F Kennedy Jr - didn't quite make it over the water
- Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
- Forrest Gump - just keeps on running
- Danny DeVito - hit it short and fat
- George Bush - your dad could do better
- The New Labour - starts left but curls wickedly to the right
- Marc Bolan - hit a tree and died
- MIke Tyson - punched it low
- OJ Simpson - blame the golf glove
- The Pornstar - well-shaved greens
- Douglas Bader - good in the air but had no legs
- Dennis Wise - nasty little four-footer
- The Adolf & Eva - two shots in the bunker
- Natalie Gulbis - looks great but going nowhere
- Arsene Wenger - everyone saw it but you
- Princess Diana - should have got another driver
- Roseanne Barr - fat short iron
- Arthur Scargill - good strike but poor outcome
- Elton John - huge bender that lips the rim
- Rodney King - took too much club
- Giraffe's arse - high and shitty
- Alex Ferguson - heading straight for the drink
- Pavarotti - sounded great but died
- Oprah Winfrey - a good up and down
- Lindsay Lohan - started straight but bent into the rough
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1. The Di one is a classic!!!
comment by Princess Dido - 14/09/2009 19:19
2. how about a Paula Radcliffe? Not as ugly as a sally gunnell but still a good runner!
comment by tom - 16/11/2010 05:46
3. Could not find this one anywhere.
An Adolf Hitler... Two shots in the bunker!
comment by Ian - 22/02/2011 20:13
4. Sister-in-law.... Up there but shouldn't be!
comment by Ian - 22/02/2011 20:15