Golf Jokes: Celebrity golf shots

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Published 11/09/2009 03:47:00
 

If you're a golfer then you hit plenty of bad shots. Ever wondered what the name for these is? It's scientific fact that every bad shot can be attributed to a celebrity. Don't believe us? Read on!

  • Rick Waller - one Club too many

  • Kerry Katona - high

  • Gerry Adams - playing a provisional

  • The Brazilian - just shaved the hole

  • Robert Downey Jr - a real snorter

  • The Ladyboy - looks an easy hole but has hidden hazards

  • Osama Bin Laden - from one bunker to another

  • Sally Gunnell - doesn't look good but runs well

  • Sally Gunnell's sister - still doesn't look good and doesn't run well either

  • Rock Hudson - a putt that looked straight but wasn't

  • Posh Spice - too thin, no legs

  • The Condom - didn't feel great but ended up safe

  • John F Kennedy Jr - didn't quite make it over the water

  • Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

  • Forrest Gump - just keeps on running

  • Danny DeVito - hit it short and fat

  • George Bush - your dad could do better

  • The New Labour - starts left but curls wickedly to the right

  • Marc Bolan - hit a tree and died

  • MIke Tyson - punched it low

  • OJ Simpson - blame the golf glove

  • The Pornstar - well-shaved greens

  • Douglas Bader - good in the air but had no legs

  • Dennis Wise - nasty little four-footer

  • The Adolf & Eva - two shots in the bunker

  • Natalie Gulbis - looks great but going nowhere

  • Arsene Wenger - everyone saw it but you

  • Princess Diana - should have got another driver

  • Roseanne Barr - fat short iron

  • Arthur Scargill - good strike but poor outcome

  • Elton John - huge bender that lips the rim

  • Rodney King - took too much club

  • Giraffe's arse - high and shitty

  • Alex Ferguson - heading straight for the drink

  • Pavarotti - sounded great but died

  • Oprah Winfrey - a good up and down

  • Lindsay Lohan - started straight but bent into the rough

 

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Comments


1.  The Di one is a classic!!!

comment by Princess Dido - 14/09/2009 19:19

2.  how about a Paula Radcliffe? Not as ugly as a sally gunnell but still a good runner!

comment by tom - 16/11/2010 05:46

3.  Could not find this one anywhere.
An Adolf Hitler... Two shots in the bunker!

comment by Ian - 22/02/2011 20:13

4.  Sister-in-law.... Up there but shouldn't be!

comment by Ian - 22/02/2011 20:15

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